Throwback - Heavy Compliance
Throwback - Heavy Compliance
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6.1 OZ / GARMENT-DYED / RELAXED FIT
Issued by the Ministry of Dum.
Heavyweight, garment-dyed, and broken in before you ever touch it. 100% ring-spun cotton that feels worn-in from day one. The relaxed fit is built for lifting, loafing, or ignoring instructions. Double-needle stitching means it outlasts your bad decisions.
They told us to comply. We just wear the shirt.
SPECS
6.1 oz 100% ring-spun cotton / Garment-dyed / Relaxed fit / Double-needle stitching / Color: Black / Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors / Tumble dry low / Do not iron / Do not dry clean
SIZE CHART
Measured flat, in inches. Chest: 1" below armhole / Length: high point of shoulder to hem at back / Allow +/- 1".
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 1/4 | 26 5/8 |
| M | 20 1/4 | 28 |
| L | 22 | 29 3/8 |
| XL | 24 | 30 3/4 |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 5/8 |
RELAXED FIT. Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk. Take your usual size. Compliance is optional. Fit is not.
SHIPPING
$5.95 US shipping, free at $75+. US only.
Wear the uniform.
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