Throwback - Standard Issue
Throwback - Standard Issue
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4.2 OZ / AIRLUME / RETAIL FIT
Issued by the Ministry of Dum.
The baseline. Lightweight, soft, and cut clean. Combed, ring-spun Airlume cotton in a retail fit. The yellow and red "Born Dum" script is on the front. You were issued one at birth. This is the replacement.
Standard issue. No questions.
SPECS
4.2 oz Airlume combed, ring-spun cotton / Retail fit / Color: Black / Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
CARE
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors / Tumble dry low / Do not iron the print / Do not dry clean
SIZE CHART
Measured flat, in inches. Chest: 1" below armhole / Length: high point of shoulder to hem / Allow +/- 1".
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
Retail fit. True to size. Size up if you want it roomier. The Ministry will not take your measurements for you.
SHIPPING
$5.95 US shipping, free at $75+. US only.
Wear the uniform.
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